You organics and your pets. Is there even a point to this thing? Or does it just sit in its cage all day and look stupid?

[There's a rattling sound. Something metal clanking on metal.]

Aw, what? You don't like that? Too bad.

[More rattling. And Sunstreaker laughs.]

[... It would seem someone has discovered the Moose in the stables.]

Yeah, so I saw the little brawl you people put on outside.  And I've got to say...

... That was just sad.  I mean, really.  Was that supposed to be impressive?  I've seen drones fight with more enthusiasm than that.

You want a real show?  You'd have called in this 'bot right here.  But I guess you're not that smart after all.